In other news, Arkansas authorities say Josh Dugger has been improving. Police said that lately he has “been coming into his own”.
North Korean Defense Chief Catches Flak for Falling Asleep
Really CNN, was this the best you could do? North Korean Defense Chief Killed by Anti-Aircraft Fire
WikiLeaks announces its Swedish servers are run by Lisbeth Salandar*. Pentagon Cyber-warfare team cancels planned attacks. Smart guys.
* for those of you living on a desert island without adequate beach reading materials, Lisbeth Salander is the Girl With the Dragon Tatoo.
The Hispanic Domestic Union angry that Russian Spies are called “illegals”. Says proper term is “undocumented espionage workers”.
BP explains “small people” remark – “he was talking about the endangered Cajun Leprechauns of Southern Louisiana”, says Eric Beigleighinn
Joran van der Sloot tells Peruvian Authorities he also knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried, who shot Tupac Shakur and next week’s Fantasy 5 number.