Having sex with creatures from the future is a bad idea. Especially if you are a shrimp.
“Darwin somehow discovered that men are descended from monkeys, although he could have known this already if he’d asked the men’s wives.” PJ O’Rourke Holidays in Heck
“I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire, unless I was pissing petrol.” – British farmer on politician George Galloway.
New Bill I’d like to see in Congress: If you are 22, a virgin, and mentally unstable, then you get a voucher for a free night at the brothel of your choice or the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Nevada.
Publix Bag Boy stops at door: I can’t go any further. We had lightning earlier.
Me: But it’s okay if I go out there?
Me: and die?