This post is for all those people who have decided to join the crowd and go offline…
Puffington Host announces most popular baby names of 2014 and Shebootaquae is not one of them. Google returns no hits for Shebootaquae. I am crushed.
Publix Bag Boy stops at door: I can’t go any further. We had lightning earlier.
Me: But it’s okay if I go out there?
Me: and die?