This post is for all those people who have decided to join the crowd and go offline…
19 and counting… on amnesia
Josh Dugger was going to get a rabbit as an Easter gift for his sisters until his mom told him that sex toys weren’t appropriate for Easter.
In other news, Arkansas authorities say Josh Dugger has been improving. Police said that lately he has “been coming into his own”.
Gitmo Solution
Kids gone? Empty Nest? Call Hire-A-Gitmo-Detainee! Let a pro terrorize the cat and vacuum your ‘fridge. Osama Recommended – Jihad Approved.
Puppies in Heaven
I wonder if they potty train the puppies up in Heaven to poop in Hades. Seems justified to me.
Not Good
Having sex with creatures from the future is a bad idea. Especially if you are a shrimp.
Darwining Around
“Darwin somehow discovered that men are descended from monkeys, although he could have known this already if he’d asked the men’s wives.” PJ O’Rourke Holidays in Heck
Better Headline
Consolidated B-24 emerges from flak area with its No. 2 engine smoking. (U.S. Air Force photo)
North Korean Defense Chief Catches Flak for Falling Asleep
Really CNN, was this the best you could do? North Korean Defense Chief Killed by Anti-Aircraft Fire